A man goes to a urologist.

The urologist asks the man , his best
Piece to unpack
to look at it.

The doctor is very shocked, the penis
Male is red, green,
blue ...

The doctor looks at him and asks:
"You're married ... How often
in
the week they sleep
with their wife ? "

- "Well ... Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday "

The doctor wonders whether all this and
asks further:
"And ... they might have a
Girlfriend and the way? "

- "Uh ... yes"

"And ... how many times with that?"

- "Well ... Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday "

"Whew," thinks the doctor and
further asks the same:
"... And then?"

- "Well, in Puff's I go
too! "

"How often?"

- "Well ... Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday "

The doctor looks at him and says:
"Good man , they have too much
Sexual intercourse! "

The man , totally relieved, looks at him
and says:
"Thank God, I believed it
comes from the jerk! "

The most stupid saying a music teacher!! All the winds have not yet stand,
go up and get down a

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches
to a woman sitting alone. man :
"May I spend a cocktail?"
Woman : "No, thank you! Alcohol is bad for
. my legs, " Man : "Oh, I'm sorry.
They swell? " woman : "No, they go
apart. "


Okay, "said the visitor,
"I probably will this farm
. Buy But there, at the fence, these hives:
is not that dangerous of these
Bees "? -
"No," said the farmer, "the
are completely harmless. I'll bet
You if I here naked and tying
einschmiere with honey, and even a
Bee does you any harm, you get
the court in vain! "And so did the
Interested in this unusual
An experiment. In the evening the farmer
again, the naked, honigbeschmierte man
was totally finished in the ropes.
"For heaven's sake," cried the
Bauer, "the bees have something you
done? "
"No," said the visitor,
"That's not it. But the calf has
because no mother? "


Fritz climbs an apple tree, hang from the 11 apples, and gets you down. How many apples are still on the tree?
Well, still 11!

What a macho says after he has a get blown?
"Well, how was I?" What does a macho if he gets a blow job, but do not get high?
"When this happens to you often?"

A man goes on sale shop and discovered a great Clearance - 10m Tiegerstoff. He is carried away and bought the whole 10 yards. Once home, he tailors from a yard of fabric a saucy swimsuit. The next day he goes to the swimming pool, where he walked proudly around his new, saucy swimsuit. He climbs on the 5m tower and jump down elegantly. He does not realize that he loses his swimming trunks. He climbs out of the water and not knowing struts further along on the pool deck. A young woman stares in horror at his nakedness. He says this: "Are not we, as you look at home and I still have it 9 meters!"

Life can be tough ............. A man goes to the Strip in Las Vegas
along
as it has a stunning prostitute
sees.
In attempting a conversation about
begin
he asks casually, "How much?"
The prostitute replies
"It starts with 500 dollars for a
Hand job. "
"500 dollars!" Says the man .
"For a
Hand job?
No hand-job in the world is 500 dollars
"The hooker says," See that house
there at the
Corner?
"Yes." - "And the high-rise
a block
on? "" Yes. "
"And behind the third house?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the whore and smiles
gently.
"You belong to me. And they are
Therefore, because I
I'm a hand-job of the 500 dollars
is "The. man says: "Damn it, I
want it
try again. "

And they go together to a nearby
Hotel.
A short time later, seated man on the
Bed
and
have to admit that he has just the
fantastic hand job of his life
has enjoyed,
each of the 500 dollars worth ...

Still completely under the spell of the same experienced says
he:
"I suppose to blow, costs 1000
Dollar
? "
The prostitute replies, "1,500"
"!
Bubbles can never be worth as much
! "
"But," says the whore.
"Come over here to the window."

Do you see the Casino on the other side
the street?

It belongs to me. And it does so because
I almost
bubble that every penny of the $ 1,500
worth
is. "
The man , who still has weak knees,
says only:

"Prove it to me."

Later that evening, he sits back on
the bed,
the transfigured look even than before. It can
it hardly
But he really believe his feeling
Money well
have created.
And so he opts for one last,
grandiose
and unforgettable adventure.

"How much of your pussy?" The
Whore says:
"Come hither to the window."
"You see, all of Las Vegas exists
us all
these wonderful lights, the casinos
and the
On stage. "
"Damn," says the man , full of
Awe,
"You have heard the whole city
? "

"No," says the whore, "but
it would
it ... because if I a pussy
would have ....! "
There once was a blonde who was so
ugly, really ugly, that she
failed to find a friend. So
They went to a fortune teller and asked for
Help. This told her: "Listen my child,
present in your life you will really
do not have much luck in love. But in
Your next life, the men
crazy about your beauty and to be
Knees begging for your love. "
The young woman left the happy
Fortune teller thought, indicating their
Future.
When she went so therefore, they saw a bridge
and
considered:
"The sooner I die, the more
I quickly finish my miserable life,
to the next life to be beautiful. "
So she jumped from the bridge.
Unfortunately, they landed on a
Banana boat. By the fall she was
powerless. After a while you watched
acted on, confident in their
the next life to be.
Without opening her eyes, she felt her
around and felt the bananas. With a
satisfied smile on her face said
her: "sooooo quiet guys ... sooo quiet
One by one ...