Mr. Meier is in his car drove again too quickly.
Of course, he was also caught it yet. As a result, he gets a fine aufgebrummt.
The officer handed him the receipt.
"What do I do with it?" Mr. Meier asked testily.
"Cancel" said the policeman, "if you have collected twelve, you get a bike ..."

Two policemen find a dead body in front of the school.
Asks one, "How to write the high school?"
Says the other: "Let us prefer him before hauling the mail."